Some quotes from today's D&D session...

On picking spells for the magic user...

"You need to roll a D1315 for it". 

 On choosing a strategy to escape the vampires' lair...

"I pull out the cork and let the holy water mix with my body. I am now a Holy Water Elemental". 

On deciding whether to risk stealing the big, heavy, noisy gong... 

"Look, as soon as we pick it up, we risk releasing the vampires. And we've got two minutes till the end of the session. How much is the gong worth, anyways? ... Two thousand gold pieces? Blarnabus, pick up the gong". 

On describing what we see behind the door...

"Jesus Christ. Roll for surprise". 

I don't know what else to say except I love the way we play and I wouldn't have it any other way.